Censoring myself

I realize that this private, anonymous blog should be the perfect place for me to be able to say just about anything I have on my chest, but I'm worried that H will find it somehow and use it against me. Even spending time running errands is being used against me, so imagine if he were to find out something really juicy - like me spending time *gasp* writing on my book. Or worse, meeting with people that might give me attention, a laugh, a smile, and constructive criticism on my book. 
I asked for a date. Suggested something he might like for after a 15 minute appointment to get my new piercing. No dice. Then he asked why I didn't go out and get my new piercing anyway. It's not something I want to do alone. But he went to get his first tattoo alone, he says. It's not the same. I'm not you. 
He tells me to ask my flakey friend to go with me... she won't cancel if it's a piercing and then he says lecherously that maybe SHE'LL get something pierced too.

Fucker.

I'll go get pierced with a random dude that I pick up in a bar if I have to. Maybe I'll get my nipples done too. And I'll give the fella a lap dance and a chance to motorboat them before I get them done.

Obviously I won't go that far.. but it would be fun to fuck with his head like he's been fucking with mine for oh so long. 

So any readers wanna go to the piercing shop with me to pick out some new jewelry? Can't promise the lap dance and motorboating, but I'll buy you dinner and a couple of drinks afterward.

Cheers... check y'all next year!
C.D.


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